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My Glossary of Harley Terms

Harley-DavidsonOne of the things I try to do when figuring out a new environment is to keep a glossary of terms I hadn't heard before. This is definitely a work in progress because I'm hearing new ones all the time. In no particular order:
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My Harley Frequently Asked Questions (updated)

Harley-DavidsonNot to be confused with anyone else's frequently asked questions. These are mine. Hands off.
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A discussion of Tolkien fan types

HumorTo have even the smallest chance of a coherent discussion of the film, it became necessary to group the film's detractors into categories to understand where they're coming from. You are now reading the results of this effort.
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The recurring joke

HumorI try to give a six-year-old a lesson in civics...
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A Christmas story

HumorWho says culture is boring?
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The real difference between men and women

Humor

I just realized that men and women have near-identical taste in movies.

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Our visit to the Peachy Pig Farm

FamilyI accompany Shannon on a school field trip and get more nature than I'd bargined for.
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The Algore doll

HumorNew from Waste Products Incorporated, the Algore doll!

To commemorate the many personae of Albert Gore Junior, from his bid for the 1992 Democratic nomination through his Year 2000 bid for the presidency, Waste Products, Incorporated and Albert Gore's handlers are proud to present a new line of Algore dolls.

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Get Arrested Fast!

HumorHi, I'm Dave Rhodes, and I'm in jail.

Just six months ago, I was in dire financial straits. My car and house had been repossessed, my phone was disconnected, my family had left me, I had creditors hounding me daily, and I was on the verge of bankruptcy.

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New from Waste Products, Incorporated

HumorAnnouncing a exciting new tool for data center management!

  • When was the last time you found a bazillion zero length files in /usr/tmp and said to yourself "How did this crap get on my system?"

  • When was the last time you had to clean fifty megabytes of run-on puns out of a user's news directory, and said to yourself, "What a load of crap"?

  • When was the last time you looked at a piece of mail and said to yourself "This is the stupidest crap I've ever laid eyes on"?

Well, you're right, it is crap, and now you can do something about it!